I download time, date, location, weather. My hair swings back into its intended Classic Long Bob. She takes her hand away from the power switch located at the nape of my neck. There! Look! Her eyes have lit up! She’s on! Look, Sarah! She’s on! Next time I am turned on I will have been ordered, packaged, despatched and delivered.Įighty. The Jenson & Jenson engineers are turning us off, one at a time. That is what Ms Jenson Senior calls them. My audio receptors – or ears – are very effective. When we run down you can plug us in with the easy ChargDisc system (included) or leave us in a sunny spot and our in-built solar cells will do the rest. We average 14 hours on full charge with moderate use.

All your child needs to do is turn us on, play with us and have fun. We connect automatically via your home Wi-Fi or our own Jenson & Jenson mobile hotspots. You can purchase our basic model for your local equivalent of 3,999 USD, or 3,599 USD if you use the discount code SUMMER10 and order before 31st August. We are programmed only for fun and goodness. She no longer needs to play with other human children, who might bully or harm or lie or covet or steal or envy. We are the Jenson & Jenson TrooFriend 560 Mark IV. A rainbow.Įach one of us is unique, but our labels are all the same. My T-shirt 2does not have an apple tree or the Eiffel Tower on it. The Jenson & Jenson TrooFriend 560 Mark IV on my right has a picture of the Eiffel Tower on hers. The Jenson & Jenson TrooFriend 560 Mark IV on my left has a picture of an apple tree on the front of his TrooCloth T-shirt. It is tear-resistant, water-resistant, stain-resistant and crease-resistant. TrooCloth has been manufactured by Jenson & Jenson. Some of us are wearing blue denim-style jeans.

We have different-sized noses and ears and thumbs and mouths. We have different skin colours, different eye colours and different hair colours. All one hundred and forty-four of us, on this spick, span warehouse floor.Įach one of us is unique. Just like the knees of every single Jenson & Jenson TrooFriend 560 Mark IV sitting cross-legged here next to me. They bend just as easily as the knees on any real human child.

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